Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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