what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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