I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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