also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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