I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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