Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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