Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
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