I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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