I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
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