ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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