I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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