if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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