your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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