my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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