I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Im part way to drunk.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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