Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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