..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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