I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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