I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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