Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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