I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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