I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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