wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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