I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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