And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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