A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
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