you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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