Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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