Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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