There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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