No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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