C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
Randomize
