dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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