I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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