PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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