You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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