Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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