He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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