Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
This is my gift to your gina
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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