dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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