You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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