think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
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