Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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