My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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