Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I don't think brook has ever known best
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
