if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
this just has baby written all over it
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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