I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
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