yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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