WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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