Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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