Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
she pinky promised me she was 18
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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