just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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