Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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